Coworker on phone: 'A' as in 'telephone'? (pause) Oh, 'e' as in 'telephone.'
Grandview, Ohio
Coworker on phone: 'A' as in 'telephone'? (pause) Oh, 'e' as in 'telephone.'
Grandview, Ohio
Company president: I'm going to take a dump… a special dump.
Kenilworth, New Jersey
Overheard by: Special Employee
Boss in meeting: You want to hear the CEOs speech, go google it on YouTube.
Wiesbaden
Germany
Overheard by: woken by snickering co-workers
Coworker about his new car: It's not foreign, it's German!
Bellevue, Washington
Teacher: Just pretend it's Russian and nail it.
Bowling Green, Ohio
Coworker: What day is Christmas, the 24th?
Milwaukee, Wisconsin
Engineer lady: You're from Canada, right?
Heavily accented engineer guy: No… Australia.
Engineer lady: Oh, right. I knew it was some place with an accent!
Everett, Washington
Peon #1, about SpongeBob: No, the lobster's name is Larry.
Peon #2: I thought the lobster's name was Mr Crabby?
Peon #1: That would be the crab.
Peon #2: Ohhhh, I right, I can see that.
Northridge, California
Intern standing at fax machine to admin assistant: Yeah! I finished! It took me like 45 minutes! Do you guys fax a lot? I think I'll just make a phone call next time.
Seattle, Washington
Colleague: I just ate a pen cap thinking it was a tootsie roll. Always look before putting stuff in your mouth.
Plainsboro, New Jersey
Overheard by: oh dear
