Coworker #1, watching tv: Oh my god! One-one-eleven!
Coworker #2: Yeah, and then eleven-eleven-eleven.
Coworker #1, shocked: When's that?
Bala Cynwyd, Pennsylvania
Coworker #1, watching tv: Oh my god! One-one-eleven!
Coworker #2: Yeah, and then eleven-eleven-eleven.
Coworker #1, shocked: When's that?
Bala Cynwyd, Pennsylvania
General manager: I don't know how you use this thing, with all the damn buttons everywhere.
Reporter: Well, that's the first thing I learned in typing class…where the keys are.
Waynesville, North Carolina
Overheard by: Just an editor
Guy standing at urinal: Is it weird that I think there are cameras in these? You know, because they're automatic.
Lynchburg, Virginia
Manager: So yeah, you’ve got a bit of an accent there, are you from here?
Kinko’s guy: Yeah, I mean, no, not really, I lived in Ireland until I was 3, and my family still has a pretty heavy tongue.
Manager: REALLY? That’s fascinating! Can you speak some Irish for me?
Kinko’s guy: ‘hello’?
3374 W Tharpe Street
Tallahassee, Florida
Overheard by: laughed out loud and totally busted my own eavesdropping
Office girl: I’m on heat… Fire! Fire — I meant ‘fire’! Shut up.
London
England
Man: Well, once you shoot yourself in the foot with a nail gun, you’ll know you should never point it at anything.
Software company
Birmingham, Alabama
Officer: Immediately!
Intern: Like now, immediately?
San Diego, California
Creative director: I think we need to remove the word “chillax.”
Ontario
Canadia
Boss on speaker: Okay then, I’ll be over in about 30 minutes to look at what you’ve got for me.
Media person: Great, we’ll see you then.
Boss on speaker: …Great, now I have one more fucking thing to do today…Fuck…
Media person: Um…You’re still on speakerphone, buddy.
1901 North Shoreline Boulevard
Corpus Christi, Texas
Overheard by: The lowly intern
Suit #1: We’re introducing a great new investment product.
Suit #2: Oh yeah. Features?
Suit #1: Well, if you die before it matures, you get your money back.
Wellington Street
Toronto
Canadia
