General Idiocy

Co-Worker #1: You said if I was bored, I could go through the packing slips, right?
Co-Worker #2: Sure, go ahead.
Co-Worker #1: And you want me to get rid of the ones that are older than six months, right?
Co-Worker #2: Right.
Co-Worker #1: So throw them out?
Co-Worker #2: Yup.
Co-Worker #1: In the garbage?
Co-Worker #2: Uh-huh.
Co-Worker #1: Should I bring them out back to the recycling cans?
Co-Worker #2: You could put them in that recycling bin right under your desk if you wanted to take the time to sort them. We only recycle white paper.
Co-Worker #1: So should I put them in the dumpster out back?
Co-Worker #2: Really, throw them out in any garbage can you want. It. Doesn’t. Matter.

150 Batson Drive
Manchester, Connecticut

Office manager, heating up lunch: “Just add water and microwave for four minutes.” No, that has too many directions.

Detroit, Michigan

Overheard by: Confused

Lady peon: Oh my god, last night I saw the most confusingest movie ever.

Barnie’s Coffee and Tea
Jupiter, Florida

Overheard by: Bored Coffee Girl

Student to professor: So, the only comment you made on my paper was that I completely missed the point of the assignment… So everything else was okay?

Saskatoon, Saskatchewan
Canadia

Employee #1: It’s them damn environmentalists that make the gas prices so high.
Employee #2: Yeah, those morons won’t let us drill for oil anywhere. They’re what’s wrong with this country.
Employee #1: Yeah, them and the French.

North 6th Street
Gainesville, Florida

Overheard by: Environmentalist

Producer: So you’re from Iowa?
Consultant: No, Ohio.
Producer: Illinois?

333 North Meridian Avenue
Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

Idiot employee: No, man! I’m telling you, there were no black people in Star Trek! They weren’t allowed to have jobs back then!

Monroe Street
Tallahassee, Florida

Overheard by: book browser

Customer: I would like to complain about the woman who works here. She was very rude to me for no reason, even yelling, and then made me leave.
Clerk: Are you the guy who was walking around naked?
Customer: Oh…ah, well… [Leaves quickly]

Porn store
Bozeman, Montana

Boss on phone: Is this the driver who stole money from us and owes me some collard greens?

3451 North Shadeland Avenue
Indianapolis, Indiana

Boss on phone: I couldn’t find anything wrong with it, they did a great job. I mean, to be honest, I never looked at it, but I’m sure they did a great job. It looks good.

703 McKinney Avenue
Dallas, Texas