He Showed up When She Ordered a Half-Italian on White

Waitress: My boyfriend is half Italian but he is mostly white.

Cucamonga, California

Overheard by: halfbreed

Posted on August 15, 2015
Blue Collar, California, General Idiocy, Race

5PM Out of Here

Co-worker: Isn’t it nice living so close to home?

1001 Roeder Avenue
Bellingham, Washington

Overheard by: Chris Shard

Posted on August 13, 2015
Compliments, Coworkers, General Idiocy, Geography & History, Washington

This Just In: Socialite Anorexic. In Other Breaking News, Sky Blue.

Coworker #1: So, what do you think about Nicole Richie? Do you think she’s anorexic?
Coworker #2: I don’t think she’s anorexic. I just think she never eats.

29111 Stephenson Highway
Madison Heights, Michigan

Overheard by: Make it stop

Posted on August 13, 2015
Comebacks, Coworkers, Default, Dumb Employees, General Idiocy, Health & Hygiene, Michigan, Pop culture

I Accidentally Swallowed Another Memo

Boss to employee: Read between my lips.

Queens, New York

Overheard by: Socket

Posted on August 13, 2015
Advice, Body Parts, Bosses and Underlings, General Idiocy, New York

Another Eternal Management Question for You, Dear Reader

IT manager: How can I be wrong when I don't know what I'm talking about?

College Campus
Huntsville, Texas

Overheard by: Knows what she's talking about

Posted on August 12, 2015
Bosses, General Idiocy, Philosophy, Questions, Tech People, Texas

Oh, Lord.

Boss: What time did this get here this morning?
Employee: Jesus!
Boss: Uh… What time is the exterminator going to be here tonight, and are you staying?
Employee: Jesus!
Boss: Why are you answering all my questions with “Jesus”?
Employee: A woman on the train this morning was holding a sign that said “Jesus is the only answer.” I thought I'd try to prove that. From your response, I'm assuming that isn't true.

Manhattan, New York

Posted on August 12, 2015
Bosses, Employees, General Idiocy, New York, Questions, Religion

For a Pedophile

Sales guy to another: That Willy Wonka is a pretty good guy.

Dalton, Georgia

Posted on August 12, 2015
Cinema, General Idiocy, Georgia, Sales

It’s the Color Your Heart Turns When You Reject God’s Will

Sales manager: So as of our next issue, the logo will no longer be purple.
Rep: How come?
Sales manager: Because purple is associated with homosexuals.
Rep: I thought rainbow colors were the gay color tip-off?
Sales manager: No, it’s purple. And I know that’s true because that’s what they paint their front doors.
Rep: I have never heard that. Why would they do that?
Sales manager: So they can identify themselves to each other.
Rep: Oh, I get it. So when they’re driving around the city they can say, “Oh look, Dwayne, a purple door! Let’s stop in and get some decorating tips!”

600 East Main Street
Louisville, KY