Florida

CEO to purchasing manager: People are getting stupider. I can't sell fast enough to cover how much money they're wasting. Pay me to sit around and jerk off for eight hours, I'd do a much better job.

Orlando, Florida

Kind supervisor: I just wanted to ask you to lower your voice a little bit. You must have gotten some good news on the phone, but you were a little rambunctious with the language. I think you said (whispering) “shit” three times during that call.
Embarrassed secretary: You ask so little of me, and I still can't do it. I mean, who has to tell a grown woman not to yell “shit” in a crowded office?

Government Office
Tampa, Florida

Coworker #1: I love Angie's box.
Coworker #2: No way, Kat's box is tons better. It would kill Angie's box in a fight.
Coworker #1: But Angie's box is filled with those special Oreo balls!

Pensacola, Florida

Overheard by: New Girl

Supervisor: Marlene*, I’m stuck in my chair again.

10105 Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. Street North
St. Petersburg, Florida

Overheard by: Michael John

Employee on phone: Hold on, I’m having a heart attack. I’ll call you back.

213 NE 2nd Avenue
Miami, Florida

Suit at bistro: There are some things a shoe tree can not fix.

Gainesville, Florida

Overheard by: BumbleBree

Upset worker: Oh, Lord! Jesus! Jesus! Jesus!! Lord, help me!
Voice from her speaker phone: You called?

8900 NW 35th Lane
Miami, Florida

Overheard by: Cin

Boss: That's a great idea! Why didn't we think of that before? Wait… Is that legal?
Office manager: No.
Boss, hanging head: Awwwww…

Sarasota, Florida

Salesperson #1, after eating slice of pie: It was so nice of the other department to offer us some pie! I am going to make them some origami in return.
Salesperson #2, after sneezing loudly and all over the place: I'm gonna give 'em that.
Salesperson #3: Seriously. Ew.

Florida

Overheard by: Looking for the hand sanitizer…

Cubicle drone #1: Why don't you just stick your mouth over your brother's ass and swallow his fart?
Cubicle drone #2: Then it wouldn't taste fruity.

Aventura, Florida

Overheard by: lizzo