Boss who never listens: I need you to pick up the trash in the parking lot before the bank comes today.
Worker: Pork chop sandwiches!
Boss who never listens: Okay, great, let me know when you are done.
Lakewood, Washington
Boss who never listens: I need you to pick up the trash in the parking lot before the bank comes today.
Worker: Pork chop sandwiches!
Boss who never listens: Okay, great, let me know when you are done.
Lakewood, Washington
Woman on cell in bathroom: I'm revitalizing my vagina.
Marlborough, Massachusetts
Designer to photo researcher: Try to find a nice child abuse shot.
10801 N. MoPac Expressway
Austin, Texas
Overheard by: always listening
Receptionist to coworker: So my bum hurts because I won't let it poo.
Winnipeg
Canadia
Employee: I mean really, should he be sending tequila to brokers?
4100 Newport Place
Newport Beach, California
Overheard by: Damon J Barron
Worker bee #1: As soon as he was naked he started touching himself.
Worker bee #2: Oh my god!
Worker bee #1: Sometimes she touches herself… but not in a long time. Every time he’s naked he diddles himself!
New Hyde Park, New York
Reporter: I wasn't drinking because I was depressed; I was partying so I could feel young.
Mesa, Arizona
Assistant to another: You ever have someone come up to you and give you a present from their diaper?
Harrisburg, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: Topsy Krets
Female employee to male boss: Show me what seven inches looks like.
Kanata North
Canadia
Girl on cell in hallway: I tend to go wherever my nipples lead me.
Alpharetta, Georgia
