What Happens When You Learn History on a Hippie Commune

Maintenance idiot: How do you think they came up with that whole groundhog thing?
Electronics clerk: What groundhog thing?
Maintenance idiot: You know, the groundhog sees his shadow and we have six more months of winter. How do you think they came up with that idea?
Electronics clerk: Ummmm… It’s six weeks…
Maintenance idiot: I bet it was all of those animal activist settlers back when they came to America, or something.
Electronics clerk: Animal activist settlers?

Ft. Smith, Arkansas

Overheard by: i love my job

Posted on October 18, 2021
Animals, Arkansas, Coworkers, Default, Employees, General Idiocy, Questions

Worst. Tooth Fairy. Ever.

Diner: Well, you know, when she was young she just liked to sleep with dead animals under her pillow.

Denver, Colorado

Posted on October 17, 2021
Age and ageing, Animals, Colorado, Death, Employees, Weirdness

I’m Pretty Sure That’s Illegal in Utah

Experienced stock broker: It’s not a butterfly spread, it’s a condor spread. Although, I’m not sure why it’s called that — the eagle is a more common big bird, so it should be an eagle sprea– Oh.

Salt Lake City, Utah

Posted on October 15, 2021
Employees, Utah, Words

And She Has Yet to See the Connection

Woman at the copier: I'm not saying she's a whore, just that she likes penis more than her kids.

Jackson, Tennessee

Posted on October 13, 2021
Body Parts, Compare and contrast, Employees, Family, Insults, Sexuality, Tennessee

Career Tip: Slow Readers Resent Duplicate Emails

Coworker to office administrator: Why did you send me this e-mail twice?
Office admin: Because they sent it to me twice.
Coworker: So why did you send it to me twice?
Office admin: Because I thought it would only take you five seconds to delete.
Coworker: Didn't you look at it before you sent it to me?
Office admin: Yes… but I didn't send you the pornographic e-mail that came in before that one!

Ottawa
Ontario
Canadia

Posted on October 11, 2021
Admins, Canadia, Employees, Internet, Questions, Sexuality, Time Management

3PM Meeting

Employee #1: Where the hell were you?
Employee #2: In the bathroom.
Employee #1: For twenty minutes? God, I thought you were sleeping with the feces.

320 17 Avenue SW
Calgary, Alberta
Canadia