Male employee: I dropped my pen down under my desk.
Cute female employee: I’ll get down there and get it for you.
Male employee: I don’t think that you crawling up from under my desk is the sort of thing people need to see.
Cute female employee: It’s okay! I come up from under lots of people’s desks.
Greeley, Colorado
Overheard by: Alacrity Fitzhugh
Cubicle guy, coming around the corner: Stacy… you’re in trouble. Oh… Stacy isn’t here today? No? Well, in that case, I’ll just leave a sticky on her desk for her return.
Guy in next cubicle: Dude, that’s disgusting.
Fort Lauderdale, Florida
Overheard by: Marko
Window washer #1, singing: I will survive, I will survive!
Window washer #2: Yehaw, that’s right, we will survive!
Window washer #1, singing: As long as I know how to wash I know I’ll stay alive.
Window washer #2: Stay alive! That’s the deal, yeeehaw!!
Jackson
Seattle, Washington
UPS guy: I can only speak for the Portuguese consulate…
Boylston Street
Boston, Massachusetts
Manager #1: The new girl is Asian? Ooooh, fucky-sucky, long time!
Manager #2: I’ll have someone else show her around.
Manager #1, as manager #2 leaves office: It’s not harassment if you’re joking!
Circle Center Mall
Indianapolis, Indiana
Overheard by: Shatmandu
Secretary: …and the next time you talk to her, ask her why my cell phone was up her shirt.
Akron, Ohio
Boss: What are you doing?
Employee: Working.
Boss: Seriously?
Employee: Nah. I am actually watching video bulldogs riding on skateboards. Check it out!
Boss: [Walks away shaking head.]
7th Avenue
New York City, New York
Photo assistant: Eeewwww! I can’t believe you put that in your mouth!
Culver City, California
Overheard by: LaLa Land
