Receptionist: What are those?
Office worker (holding engraved wine glasses): These are wine glasses left over from our Christmas party in 1999, they say “Christmas 1999” on them.
Receptionist: Wow! How old are those?
Pleasanton, California
Overheard by: Mike A
Full timer to temp: We're in the East because that is where New York is from.
Park Ave
New York City, New York
Overheard by: Mary Beth
Female cube dweller: See! If I click “okay”, it'll knock me up!
Dublin, Ohio
Female peon: It's freezing in here!
Male peon: You're kidding, it's like 95 degrees!
Female peon: We're not all sweating alcohol like you.
Male peon: You're kidding! I'm a Muslim, I don't drink…well, I'm a Muslim on weekdays. Wait, I guess through Thursday evening… No, I guess only at work.
Chicago, Illinois
Copier guy (about malfunctioning copier): I'm going to turn this copier off for a while so it can think about itself.
San Francisco, California
Employee #1: Dude, have you ever dreamed with your eyes open?
Employee #2: Uh… Yeah, it's called thinking.
Pomona, California
Office philosopher: Short people can't be trusted. Too close to the ground. You know, where the devil is.
Wausau, Wisconsin
Peon: What colors do we use for the Fourth of July?
Briarcrest & 29th
Bryan, Texas
Payroll girl on phone: No, we can't find the time cards… No, she didn't lose them… Hahahahaha. (to secretary who lost time cards) George says your butt sucks major canal water!
Secretary who lost time cards: What!?
Phoenix, Arizona
Client staring at fish in tank: They are pretty when they swim around.
Hostess: Would you like to join them, sir?
Sandton
Johannesburg
South Africa
