Cubicles

Vietnamese coworker using cardboard to fix cubicle, happily: It's like being in refugee camp all over again.

Austin, Texas

Cube dweller: I know he was yelling at me, but he was wearing the same members-only jacket as Rosario from Will and Grace!

523 North Sam Houston Parkway East
Houston, Texas

Overheard by: bemused

Cube dweller #1: There's one bagel left.
Cube dweller #2: I think that's the one that was on the floor.
Cube dweller #3: No, I ate that one.

Jersey City, New Jersey

Guy a few cubicles down: No mom, I'm not looking at porn.

Los Angeles, California

Woman in cubicle to peon: Did you see me do the donkey face?

Malden, Massachusetts

Overheard by: Better than a punch

Cube monkey #1: What are you wearing to the Christmas party?
Cube monkey #2: A black dress with a santa hat.
Cube monkey #1: Very festive…and probably busty.
Cube monkey #2: Why wouldnt it be? It’s my dress.
Cube monkey #1: You could probably wear a burqa and be busty.

2300 West Plano Parkway
Plano, Texas

Overheard by: Lauren

Cube dweller #1 (also a Pastor): I’ve always wanted to write a book and call it “Pratfalls in the Pulpit”.
Cube dweller #2: “Crap Falls in your Pocket?”
Cube dweller #1: Well, that’s appropriate, too.

Madison, Wisconsin

Overheard by: Tuna

Cubicle rat: He's losing control of his bowels all over the place, his toe nails are long, he stinks and he's getting old. I think I need to put him down.
Cubicle neighbor: I hope you are talking about an animal.

Lansing, Michigan

Cubicle #1: That movie was complete donk.
Cubilce #2: You’re a snob. I thought it was fun, and I loved the Roxanne Tango bit.
Cucible #1: Dude, that movie was a smegma sandwich and fuck anyone who says otherwise.
Cubicle #3: Hear, hear.

Chicago, Illinois

Overheard by: still laughing

Jenn: Oh my god, Anne, I can smell that from here!
(everyone in cubicles around Jenn and Anne look up at Anne)
Anne (looking horrified): I'm peeling an orange! She's smelling my orange!

Kent Street
Sydney, New South Wales
Australia