Cubicles

Cubicle dweller: Oh. So your nipples are squeaky too?

Cottage Grove, Wisconsin

Coworker to cubicle mate: Hey, Ana, what's an IP address?
Cubicle mate: It's an iPhone.
Coworker: Oh, okay. Thanks!

Connecticut

Overheard by: Senor IP

Office West Virginian: I need more samples! Does anyone know when Bill is making more samples?!
Office wise guy: Uh, Bill, maybe?
Office West Virginian: No, I already asked him and he doesn’t know.

W. Market Street
Greensboro, North Carolina

Guy in cubicle on phone: Well, it feels like it's about 3 or 4 inches up in there! No… No. Well, did you see the pictures? Because you can totally see it's all the way up in there!

Oil Company
Tulsa, Oklahoma

Co-worker on phone: How many limbs did he lose?…Ha, ha, ha!…That’s awful.

30 South 17th Street
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Girl, yelling from her cubicle: Ewww, gross! There's hair and a birthmark!

Seattle, Washington

Overheard by: Zack

Coworker #1, showing cube neighbor a sheet of paper: How would you pronounce this?
Coworker #2: I think it would be “Matsuyuki Suzuki,” but that's just a guess.
Coworker #1: I'll ask Rich*, he's going to Italy soon.

Bellevue, Washington

Overheard by: Guido Honda

Female sales rep, poking head over cubicle: Sometimes I like to send my best customers pictures of silly things, like unicorns jumping over rainbows!

Keene, New Hampshire

Overheard by: Jon

Cube monkey #1: I’m losing my will to live.
Cube monkey #2: Would a tiny peanut butter cookie help?

Calgary
Canada

Attorney: Seamen. (employees chuckle in their cubicles). I just want to say the name.

Wall Street
New York City, New York