Coworker on phone: We had hot sweaty sex, but it was okay.
Lafayette, California
Coworker on phone: We had hot sweaty sex, but it was okay.
Lafayette, California
Worker bee: The easier pencils are to find, the easier they are to steal.
Plymouth, Michigan
Overheard by: Tim
Co-worker #1: Who was that boy? He was cute!
Co-worker #2: It won’t work. He’s a preacher and you’re a whore.
Main Street
Gainsville, Florida
Blonde female to another: Yeah, we used to call out of work together and just spend the entire day (hits fist into hand) Bam! Bam! Bam! All day long!
Boss, overhearing conversation: Good to know.
Atlanta, Georgia
30-something woman: Are you going to the baby shower?
20-something girl: No. Being in a room full of women talking about babies is my worst nightmare.
401 Congress Avenue
Austin, Texas
Overheard by: athens
Engineer #1, about coworker’s new implants: Dude, I know! She is totally shaped like a cartoon!
Engineer #2: I would really like to get in there and… motorboat, motorboat, motorboat!
Highway 78
Ladson, South Carolina
Secretary: This photocopier is broken.
Office service staff: Why, what's it doing?
Secretary: Well, I tried to make a color copy, but it came out black and white.
Office service staff, looking at original: Um, your original is black and white.
Secretary: Yes, I know, I thought it would insert color onto it.
Vancouver
Canadia
Overheard by: Legally Retarded
Swedish employee: You’re responsible for all the wars in the world.
Jewish employee: Well, you’re responsible for… Abba.
Diehl Road
Naperville, Illinois
Overheard by: not getting sent to HR
Cube guy #1: Hey, I got that ointment you mentioned last night.
Cube guy #2: Oh yeah, did it go away?
Cube guy #1: Well, you know … It never really “goes away”.
Internet Company
Scottsdale, Arizona
Overheard by: Cube Guru
Man reading aloud from newspaper: North Carolina law describes malicious castration as cutting off, maiming or disfiguring a person’s gentiles…
725 West Golf Road
Hoffman Estates, Illinois
Overheard by: Gentile Intactus
