Female coworker: What's your pet peeve?
Female boss: Men who can't cut their toenails.
Female coworker: Why?
Female boss: Because that means they have beer bellies.
Scottsdale, Arizona
Overheard by: Dyan
Female coworker: What's your pet peeve?
Female boss: Men who can't cut their toenails.
Female coworker: Why?
Female boss: Because that means they have beer bellies.
Scottsdale, Arizona
Overheard by: Dyan
Coworker #1: You know how there are teachable moments?
Coworker #2: Yeah.
Coworker #1: Well, there should also be punchable moments.
Austin, Texas
Female coworker: She’s so adorable it makes me want to lick her stamps.
Wausau, Wisconsin
TA #1: Can you let Mike* know that a student came by for him?
TA #2: Sure, was it a boy or a girl?
TA #1: Uh, he left a note.
Stony Brook, New York
Business Officer: You remember when I told you that?
Editor: No, I was drunk at the time.
409 Prospect Street
New Haven, Connecticut
Drone: Just shave your bum fluff off and stick on your face!
Canberra
Australia
Man using bathroom stall: Well, I drink about a liter, a liter and a half of water a day.
Man at urinal: Drinking water is good for the kidneys, and I've got a constipation problem, so drinking water helps me.
Atlanta, Georgia
(young executive is talking about a presentation (aka deck) he sent to the director)
Director: You know, it just got me so excited to see a deck like that. I'm so glad. The deck actually got me almost over-excited. Now I'm going to be playing around with this deck all night.
Exec: Uh huh.
Director: It's just so stimulating .
Exec: Uh huh.
Director: I'm just fascinated by decks like that. I feel very over-excited about it.
Exec: Uh huh.
(pause)
Director: Oh, you must be getting really overheated. I should let you go. Have a good trip. I'll be thinking about your deck until you come back.
K Street
Washington, DC
Coworker #1 on phone: Yes, this is Allie*… [Screams.]Coworker #2: What’s wrong?
Coworker #1: They think my prize steer is loose on the playground.
741 Griffin Road
Albany, New York
Suit: The other way I learned it, from Schoolhouse Rock, is that the alligator is hungry and so wants to bite the larger one.
Woman coworker: Ohhh… I see. That would confuse me, because it’s got animals.
919 3rd Avenue
New York, New York
Overheard by: i guess graduating elementary school just was
