At a company golf outing. . .
Member of other foursome: Did somebody lose a club cover?
Coworker, in the saddest voice ever: Was it a gorilla?
457 IH 45 South
Huntsville, Texas
Coworker, about his BlackBerry: Hey, that helped! That really helped my ball. Blowing on it really helps!
Asheville, North Carolina
Overheard by: Blake
Woman: I didn’t know you have a turtle.
Guy: Sure do.
Woman: Is it a sea turtle?
754 Peachtree Street NE
Atlanta, Georgia
Overheard by: M. Chavis
Co-worker #1: I’m going to go wander the halls. I’m gonna take this reading material.
Co-worker #2: Oh, those halls. Well, deck the halls.
901 Mission Street
San Francisco, California
Overheard by: Julia Goolia
Worker bee #1: You're too skinny!
Worker bee #2: It's not my fault. I try to eat crap!
San Rafael, California
Female grocery stocker to male co-stocker: I laugh when I’m nervous, I can’t help it.
Male co-stocker: Yeah?
Female grocery stocker: Yeah. It’s really bad on roller coasters, I crack up. And I always laugh before the first kiss… And I laughed when I saw my dog get hit by a car… But I felt bad about that.
Alton Road
South Beach, Florida
Overheard by: BARA
Co-worker #1: How was the event today?
Co-worker #2: Oh, it was good. The audience was mostly colored, but there were a few white people.
Co-worker #1: …
444 Park Avenue South
New York, NY
Guy with monitor: You need anything else moved into your office?
Other guy: No, but you’re my IT bitch so I’ll call you when I need something.
525 W. Van Buren Street
Chicago, Illinois
Girl: It said my cookies aren’t turned on? What am I supposed to do, pour some milk on myself and show them my tits?
234 West 42nd Street
New York, NY
Overheard by: Lauren Hopkins
Coworker #1: I didn't know you wore glasses!
Coworker #2: These are yours.
Manhattan, New York
