Could Be a Good Thing– Is It Bacon?

Cube girl #1: I keep smelling food.
Cube girl #2: Maybe you’re having a stroke.
Cube girl #1: Nooooo!

Viking Drive
Minneapolis, Minnesota

Overheard by: Nicole

Posted on March 27, 2015
Coworkers, Cubicles, Default, Employees, Health & Hygiene, Meals and Snacks, Minnesota, Sensory Experiences

5PM Out of Here

Worker #1: But isn’t the ceiling a fire hazard?
Worker #2: Only if there’s a fire.

133 Falmouth Road
Mashpee, Massachusetts

Posted on March 26, 2015
Comebacks, Coworkers, Crimes, Massachusetts, Questions

Unlike Tap Dancers?

Electronics clerk: If I were a tap dancer, I’d tap dance all over the store.
Jewelry clerk: Like this? [Flails arms and pretends to tap dance.]Electronics clerk: No… That was gay.

2600 Midland Boulevard
Ft. Smith, Arizona

Overheard by: i love my job

Posted on March 26, 2015
Arizona, Coworkers, Insults

And That’s All There Is to Say about Mary Magdalene

Office peon: I was dating this girl for a while, and then she found Jesus and we stopped doing things, and that was that.

California

Posted on March 26, 2015
California, Coworkers, Gossip

But It's Free, So Let's Stock Up!

Large GSR #1: That food stinks!
Larger GSR #2: I know, I can smell it with my mouth!

Charleston, South Carolina

Posted on March 26, 2015
Body Parts, Coworkers, General Idiocy, Health & Hygiene, Meals and Snacks, South Carolina

…But Still

Female coworker: I would never go to a country music concert.
Male coworker: Well what kind of concert would you go to?
Female coworker: I dunno… I'd go see Michael Jackson.
Male coworker: Um… He's dead.
Female coworker, after pause: I knew that.

Plainsboro, New Jersey

Overheard by: Not Living Under a Rock

Posted on March 26, 2015
Coworkers, Death, Music, New Jersey

You’re Not Really Making Him Gruntled

Boss: I was out at the corporate office yesterday. Do you know who was asking about you?
Worker: No, who? Who?
Boss: No one!

303 Roslyn Road
Mineola, New York

Overheard by: Jeff Bailey

Posted on March 26, 2015
Bosses and Underlings, Coworkers, Insults, New York

…I Have a T-Shirt That Says “Beer Is Food”

Coworker: Don't get me wrong: I'm not saying I'm a rapist, but…

Bloomington, Illinois

Overheard by: Watching her back on the way to her car

Posted on March 26, 2015
Coworkers, Illinois, Sexuality, Violence, Weirdness

Never Worked in an Office Before? You’ve Got a Lot Coming to You

Cube dweller #1: Oh, and I love it when my husband takes his shirt off at night, because then I can pop his back pimples. He hates it when I do that, but I just love it!
Cube dweller #2 and recent hire: [Horrified silence.]Cube dweller #1: Yeah, and last night I was real disappointed, because I was working on a blackhead and it turned out to be a mole.
Cube dweller #3: [Flees cube.]

Medical center
Pittsburg, Kansas

Posted on March 25, 2015
Coworkers, Creepsters, Gossip, Kansas

Well, She Is Dangerously Cheesy Already

Coworker #1: Oh, God, Cheetos. I love that Cheetos dust that gets on your fingers.
Coworker #2: Yeah, me, too. I wish they sold just that. I'd buy it and put it on baked potatoes.
Coworker #1: I'd buy it and put it on my wife.

Nashville, Tennessee

Overheard by: Mu

Posted on March 25, 2015
Body Parts, Coworkers, Meals and Snacks, Tennessee, Wishes

Coworkers

Could Be a Good Thing– Is It Bacon?