Office lady #1: What time does your computer say?
Office lady #2: 3:27. Yours?
Office lady #1: 3:32.
Office lady #2: Let's follow that one.
Bayonne, New Jersey
Office lady #1: What time does your computer say?
Office lady #2: 3:27. Yours?
Office lady #1: 3:32.
Office lady #2: Let's follow that one.
Bayonne, New Jersey
Coworker #1: Yes, we are going to go to McDonald's.
Coworker #2: Oh! Can I come? I'll get my socks so I can go on the slide.
Appleton, Wisconsin
Girl coworker: Well, I think I'm probably better at math than you are, cause I'm good at calculus and algebra. But you're good at… that one with the angles and triangles and stuff. What's it called?
Guy coworker: You mean geometry?
Girl coworker: Yeah! Geography!
Calgary
Canadia
Overheard by: Smarter than both of them
Loud colleague: She has to order her boobs?
Melbourne
Australia
Overheard by: confused but amused
Annoying coworker #1: You are so tan!
Annoying coworker #2: I know!
Annoying coworker #1: I can't believe how tan you are!
Annoying coworker #2: I know!
Washington, DC
Co-worker #1: I heard the new branch manager is a propeller head.
Co-worker #2: What’s a propeller head?
Co-worker #1: A computer geek.
Co-worker #2: Oh no…I heard he is very knowledgable in computers.
6600 Preston Avenue
Livermore, California
Overheard by: Terri C
Coworker to graphic designer: Can we make the Tiki man more totem like?
Washington, DC
Executive secretary, as she leaves a “Respect in the Workplace” class, to male worker: You’ve lost six in a week!? You’re disappearing! Anymore and there will be nothing to grab on to!
South Park Circle Office
Orlando, Florida
Overheard by: Megalicious
Co-worker #1: Hey, come in here for a sec!
Co-worker #2: Can it wait a second? I’m trying to finish this by lunch.
Co-worker #1: Never mind; it’s just fart noises.
712 South McClintock Drive
Tempe, Arizona
