Male coworker: You're not a girl.
Female coworker: I'm feminine!
Male: You're feminine, but you're not a girl. You're not into all that girly shit.
Manhattan, New York
Male coworker: You're not a girl.
Female coworker: I'm feminine!
Male: You're feminine, but you're not a girl. You're not into all that girly shit.
Manhattan, New York
20-ish peon #1: I have to go and see my sister and her new baby.
20-ish peon #2: You’ll come back smelling like babies. I love that smell.
20-ish peon #3: They smell like uterus.
Parliament Place
West Perth
Australia
Coworker #1 on speakerphone: How do I Google something?
Coworker #2: Go to W-W-W dot Google dot com. Then just use it like any other search engine.
Coworker #1: What’s a search engine?
Coworker #2: You know, like when you use Yahoo or MSN to look something up.
Coworker #1: I’ve never Googled before in my life, and I never want to again!
150 Batson Drive
Manchester, Connecticut
Overheard by: it actually got worse
Co-worker #1: I just got this great book you should read. It’s got
everything you always wanted to know about sex. It’s got pictures and
positions and everything.
Co-worker #2: Books are for amateurs. When it comes to sex I’m a pro.
1215 2nd Avenue
Nashville, Tennessee
Coworker: So then he came home with all these bags of groceries, all proud, and after he got them all put away, I was like, ‘That’s not groceries! That’s meat and a pineapple!’
1450 Energy Park Drive
St. Paul, Minnesota
Overheard by: JoJo
Older gent doing crossword: What's a five letter word for “Stem with a bow?”
Secretary: That's “Stern with a bow”.
Older gent: So it's not “stem”? That doesn't make sense. I'm putting in “Oleo”.
State Office
Tampa, Florida
Overheard by: Sandy Paws
Woman #1 sneezes, then looks terrified.
Woman #2: Are you alright?
Woman #1: I think I just blew out my tampon.
Ventura, California
Woman: Just open it. If the alarm goes off, then the fat guy will come up and eat something.
343 W 36th Street
New York, New York
Female staff to male design teacher: Dang! You actually look like a teacher today! Who knew?!
Texas State University
San Marcos, Texas
Overheard by: Spizzy
Co-worker #1: [Sarah], got a minute?
Co-worker #2: No.
Co-worker #1: Neither do I.
12320 Horseshoe Way
Richmond, British Columbia
Canadia
