Office peon: She acts like Japan!
Carnegie Center
Princeton, New Jersey
Overheard by: Did I hear that right?
Office peon: She acts like Japan!
Carnegie Center
Princeton, New Jersey
Overheard by: Did I hear that right?
CSR: How do I transfer calls?
Teller: You’re an idiot wrapped in moron.
845 North Gilbert Road
Gilbert, Arizona
Female coworker: I just shaved my armpits, and now I'm drunk!
Kansas City, Missouri
Worker bee in bathroom stall: I don’t mind as long as he doesn’t try to lube the kids with it. After all, those burns can be nasty.
10th Street
Indianapolis, Indiana
Coworker: What do you need, Tim?
Tim: A reliable tight end.
Minneapolis, Minnesota
Coworker on cell: You've spent twenty minutes telling me how hammered you've been for the last eight days, and now you're drinking Bourbon in my bed, something I've never done…
Collegeville, Pennsylvania
African-American co-worker to Caucasian co-worker: You just walked a block through the ghetto to get some chicken? Did you get a five-piece and some biscuits? That’s so black of you.
1555 Central Parkway
Cincinnati, Ohio
Guy: Can you do me there?
Woman: What?
Guy, yelling: Do me in the spreadsheet!
Rutgers office of Information Technology
New Brunswick, New Jersey
Overheard by: in the next room
Coworker #1: What are you doing?
Coworker #2: This. (pantomimes filing)
Coworker #1: You're a dick.
Tampa, Florida
Overheard by: justadrone
