Guy: So, I figure that either they tried to give dad a needle somewhere he didn’t want it, or something really bad happened.
Broadway
Winnipeg, Canada
Overheard by: Shalamar
Guy: So, I figure that either they tried to give dad a needle somewhere he didn’t want it, or something really bad happened.
Broadway
Winnipeg, Canada
Overheard by: Shalamar
Grunt #1: I need to get some…
Grunt #2: Rum?
Grunt #3: Echinacea?
1 World Financial
New York City
Coworker on phone: And I like them already, they seem pretty cool. Nothing like starting my day with a cute chick showing me her boob.
Alpharetta, Georgia
Overheard by: i wanna see!
Female employee: Are you limping?
Male employee: Yeah, I tore my ass muscle again.
Female admin: Just stop right there, I don’t want to hear anymore.
84 Newbury Street
Peabody, Massachusetts
Female coworker #1: I just don’t know what to tell my kid.
Female coworker #2: What about?
Female coworker #1: Well, my six-year-old wants to know what’s the difference between a lamb and a sheep.
Female coworker #2: Oh, that’s tough. What are you going to tell her?
Female coworker #1: I dunno, probably that they are just similar species.
South Research Place
Central Islip, New York
Coworker: Well, then we’ve got something to do next week. But we’re not going back to that place. It was nasty. My van smells like a hooker died in it.
111 Oak Street
Bonner Springs, Kansas
Hick coworker #1: There was nuthin’ wrong with slavery. My family had slaves. They was like family.
Hick coworker #2: I know, I agree. My family’s slaves didn’t leave after emaciation because they were happy. We treated them like family.
Athens, Georgia
Overheard by: Happy I moved to a blue state
Male coworker: It says I have to create a ‘heat ticket.’ Where is that?
Female coworker: Just open a general service ticket. I haven’t had to go into heat to get that done.
50 Beele
San Francisco, California
Overheard by: JuJuBe
Female coworker: I’m so tired of being alone but it’s impossible to meet any available men here. I should have taken John* up on his offer.
Male coworker: Who?
Female coworker: You know, John Smith*. The guy who was here about eight years ago and got booted, then came back a few years later, then got booted again a couple of years ago.
Male coworker: Oh he’s been booted more times than that! What are you talking about?
Female coworker: Didn’t I tell you? He came back last fall trying to get reinstated and stopped by to see me. He said he’d been thinking about me. He wanted to know if I was interested in getting together but I didn’t want to get into that so I lied and said I was seeing someone. Now I wonder why I did that.
Male coworker: Maybe because he’s a bipolar bisexual alcoholic?
Female coworker: There is that…But I bet he wouldn’t have bored me.
Small town, Washington
Overheard by: i’m lonely too – but not that lonely
Girl #1, walking past: There was a ruckus in the office but we sorted it out.
Girl #2: It’s funny, whenever I think of the word ruckus I think of, like, chickens.
Girl #3: Oh my god, there were chickens in the office?
University Drive
Gold Coast, Australia
Overheard by: Jess
