He Thinks People Are Coming On to Him When They Flip Him Off

Co-worker #1 gives co-worker #2 the hand signal for devil horns.
Co-worker #3, returning the signal: Loser.
Co-worker #1: What did you say that for?
Co-worker #3: You called me a loser, so I called you a loser.
Co-worker #1: I did not. I was giving Kelly* the devil horns.
Co-worker #3: Oh, sorry.
Co-worker #1: It’s okay. I guess it’s easy to think that people are calling you a loser because you still live with your parents.

800 Market Street
St. Louis, Missouri

Overheard by: We were supposed to be working

Posted on January 29, 2019
Coworkers, General Idiocy, Insults, Missouri

Crazy Coworkers, Represent!

Crazy coworker: I like to think that when we die, we don't go to heaven but we go to our favorite decade.

Government Office
Washington, DC

Posted on January 26, 2019
Coworkers, Crazies, DC and Mid-Atlantic, Death, Feelings, Wishes

3PM Snack Break

Co-worker: This place runs like a well-oiled banana.

3000 Mountain Creek Parkway
Dallas, Texas

Posted on January 25, 2019
Coworkers, General Idiocy, Meals and Snacks, Texas

A Chicago Blues Standard for Good Reason

Coworker #1: If being married is so bad, why are you still married?
Coworker #2: It's cheaper to keep her!

Chicago, Illinois

Overheard by: Althoff

Posted on January 22, 2019
Compare and contrast, Coworkers, Family, Illinois, Money, Questions, Relationships

Like, Why Were You Touching It with Your Penis?

Agent #1: Dude, I haven't talked to you in forever.
Agent #2: Man, you get weirded out all the time.
Agent #1: Me!? I never get weirded out, man.
Agent #2: What about that time I touched your ear?
Agent #1: Yeah, that was weird.

Ontario
Canadia

Posted on January 21, 2019
Body Parts, Canadia, Coworkers, Weirdness

Stingy and Belligerent, Eh? Why Not Put on Your Kilt While You’re at It

Worker: *Liam was great, I didn’t want any fucking sympathy and he just got on it with it. I hated my fucking father anyway.
Co-worker: Good.
Worker: I mean I only went to his fucking funeral to make sure the cunt was dead… And to spit on his grave. You know? But *Alan got two and a half days for his fucking mother in law.
Co-worker: Yeah?
Worker: Yeah. I mean I hated the bastard but I still get my three days right?
Co-worker: Right.

DWP
Bathgate
Scotland

Posted on January 20, 2019
Coworkers, Death, Default, Family, Feelings, Gripes, Office Politics, UK, Weirdness

She'll Make an Excellent Party Planner!

Coworker to boss: I think I found someone. She is the president of the mortuary science club, she has a ton of experience.
Boss: Perfect.

Manhattan, New York

Posted on January 20, 2019
Bosses, Coworkers, Hiring & Firing, New York, Science, Weirdness

…I Lie Awake Dreaming Of That Day!

Male coworker, almost bumping into female coworker: You know, one of these days we're going to totally run into each other and… bang! (smacks hands together)
Female coworker: I know!

Indianapolis, Indiana

Overheard by: Mike H