Employee #1: Oh, wow! How do you like that Bluetooth ear piece?!
Employee #2: I’m on the phone!
New York, New York
Employee #1: Oh, wow! How do you like that Bluetooth ear piece?!
Employee #2: I’m on the phone!
New York, New York
Cube monkey #1: I’m losing my will to live.
Cube monkey #2: Would a tiny peanut butter cookie help?
Calgary
Canada
Cube rat #1: You have the scissors, right?
Cube rat #2: Yeah…
Cube rat #1: Now cut the yellow wire…
4800 Concentric Boulevard
Saginaw, Michigan
Male coworker: When are you going to come out of your cave and socialize?
Female coworker: Why don’t you just come in my cave?!
810 7th Avenue
New York, New York
Overheard by: Hmmm… Maybe I will
Female coworker: What is it about me that says “oh, she'll be fine in prison?”
Raleigh, North Carolina
Woman on phone: So, the reason he can’t cum is because he virtually has no sperm count. No sperm at all. That’s such a relief!
Rochelle Park, New Jersey
Overheard by: Rosie
Employee #1: Do you ever have dreams about losing your teeth?
Employee #2: Um, no.
Employee #1: I feel as if they are inadequate.
12012 Sunset Hills Road
Reston, Virginia
Overheard by: Carly
Female peon: Even if a guy doesn’t like you it’s still nice if you give him a blow job, right?
Male peon: Yeah, that’s nice… That’s reeeal nice… That’s Toys-for-Tots-nice.
1200 Yankee Doodle Road
Eagan, Minnesota
