Worker #1: Ow! I just gave my face a paper cut!
Worker #2: Are you serious?
Worker #1: Uh…no.
685 Cathcart Street
Montreal, Quebec
Canadia
Overheard by: Timmy O’ Toole
Worker #1: Ow! I just gave my face a paper cut!
Worker #2: Are you serious?
Worker #1: Uh…no.
685 Cathcart Street
Montreal, Quebec
Canadia
Overheard by: Timmy O’ Toole
Employee #1: My god, I smell something.
Employee #2: Does it smell like scent?
Employee #1: Yeah.
Employee #2: Don't worry, it was me and Kevin having a deodorant war.
Downtown Toronto
Canadia
Lower-middle management: I know you're having lunch, but I'm trying to get this done by the end of the day…
Borderline wage-slave: Sure! And you don't care who gets trampled in your little march to “progress”!
Lower-middle management: Um, I'll come back later then…
Borderline wage-slave (cheerfully): Okay! See you later!
Calgary
Alberta
Canadia
Overheard by: Carver Stone
Co-worker #1: How’s the new baby?
Co-worker #2: She’s doing great thanks!
Co-worker #1: Does she have hair?
Co-worker #2: She’s got tonnes of hair!
Co-worker #1: How about eyes?
Co-worker #2: …Yes, she has eyes…
557 Church Street
Toronto, Ontario
Canadia
Blonde: You know that map in her office?
Brunette: What about it?
Blonde: Well, it’s like so detailed. I can look at it and be like: “I live there!”
Toronto, Ontario
Canadia
Overheard by: Will you just shut up already?
Customer: Hi! Are you a horticulturalist?
Clerk: Yes.
Customer: Were is your washroom?
Ottawa, Ontario
Canadia
Overheard by: Counter Guy
Very overweight boss, drenched in sweat while moving boxes: Exercise isn't good for fat people.
Kamloops
Canadia
Coworker: Hey, are you doing Lego naked in there?!
Waterloo, Ontario
Canadia
Overheard by: The joys of a home office
Salesman: They like us. We have a good taste in their mouth.
Bay Street
Toronto, Ontario, Canada
Customer service manager: Okay, now I’m going to grab my hipflask, hide behind the bushes, and drink myself stupid.
98 Toryork
North York, Ontario
Canadia
