Young man on speakerphone: Let's set something up for next week then. When is good for you?
Lady who should have retired twenty years ago: You pick the day, I'm all loose.
Ottawa
Canadia
Young man on speakerphone: Let's set something up for next week then. When is good for you?
Lady who should have retired twenty years ago: You pick the day, I'm all loose.
Ottawa
Canadia
Marketing manager to call center manager: The numbers you provided me on this spreadsheet don't add up.
Call center manager: Numbers only add up in a perfect world.
Sudbury
Ontario
Canadia
Receptionist to coworker: So my bum hurts because I won't let it poo.
Winnipeg
Canadia
Cube rat: Yeah, I’m going to be a giant hymen!
685 Rue Cathcart
Montreal
Canadia
Overheard by: Burning Ears
Manager: [Elayne], sloppy seconds?
Co-worker: Sure. It’s not what it sounds like. She’s asking if I
want the second half of her teabag.
740 Dundas Street East
Toronto, Ontario
Canadia
Female employee to male boss: Show me what seven inches looks like.
Kanata North
Canadia
Suit #1: So what’s the occasion for drinks after work?
Suit #2: It’s Tuesday.
Suit #1: …Isn’t that what a wino says?
645 Cathcart Street
Montreal, Quebec
Canadia
Overheard by: BJ Blazkowitz
Coworker #1: So your son had ear surgery?
Coworker #2: Yeah, poor little monkey.
Coworker #1: Does he have to wear one of those cones now?
Toronto
Canadia
Overheard by: Selina Kyle
Senior VP: On a scale of 1 to 10, how honest are you?
Interviewee: Whatever I answer, how would you know if I’m telling the
truth or lying?
5650 Keaton Crescent
Mississauga, Ontario
Canadia
Account manager, yelling across the hall: He needs you to bring more photo paper, and black ink.
PR exec, yelling back: A black cape?
Account manager: No, ink!
PR exec: A cape?
Account manager: He wants ink!
PR exec: Why does he want a cape?
London
Canadia
