Canadia

Employee, looking at a lawn chair: It reminds me of a wheelchair…without wheels!

Kingston
Ontario
Canadia

Boss to assistant: Well, we’re not going to fire you, because you’d like that too much.

Calgary, Alberta
Canadia

Overheard by: Sir Rugo

Blonde office bee: How's the apartment hunt going?
Brunette office bee: Not great. You know how stressful it is when you've reached the point where you absolutely have to find something?
Blonde office bee: Definitely. That's how I was the day that we went to Moncton and it wasn't until we went to the last store that I found a decent pair of black shoes.
Brunette office bee: Yeah… You've got it alright.

Prince Edward Island
Canadia

Overheard by: Confounded

Elderly overweight coworker: Yes, it was expensive to take a taxi one city block everyday, but I didn't want to get raped.
Young uncomfortable male coworker: No, I don't blame you.

Scarborough
Ontario
Canadia

Overheard by: not a rapist

Designer: Awwww, his monkey fell out…

Steveston
Canadia

Employee #1: Where is Great Britain?
Employee #2: I think it’s a city in Scotland or something.

Toronto, Canada

Boss: This Chinese guy stroked my turtle.

Edmonton
Canadia

HR rep: I thought we killed the dinosaurs!

Toronto
Canadia

Employee: I just pulled up my information on the system and had a question.
Manager: You can't pull up your own information, you can pull up Sophie's, but not your own.
Employee: Oh, I didn't do anything on my file, I was just playing.
Manager: You can play with each other, just not yourselves.

Calgary
Canadia

Overheard by: Matt Bangsund

Law student intern #1, on first day: Wow, look, we get cubicles!
Law student intern #2: Oh my god! This is so cool. It's just like on The Office!

Vancouver
Canadia