Finance controller: Semantics matter when you're getting screwed!
Brampton
Ontario
Canadia
Finance controller: Semantics matter when you're getting screwed!
Brampton
Ontario
Canadia
Thug #1: Yo, man, this place is lined up!
Thug #2: Yo, this place got more lines than algebra class.
Thug #1: Man, this place prob’ly got more signs in it.
Thug #2: Fo’ sho’. It prob’ly got more cosines in it, too.
Coliseum Ottawa, 3090 Carling Avenue
Ottawa, Ontario
Canadia
Overheard by: Beth
Boss: James, where's the flag?
Teenage employee: I don't know.
Boss: You were just wearing it around your shoulders.
Teenage employee: Oh, my superhero cape! It's right here.
BC
Canadia
Supervisor, discussing camps kids who are too old: They have mustaches!
Coordinator: It's not their fault they're hairy!
Ontario
Canadia
Overheard by: a co-ordinator who knows better
Chick: Hello?
Dude: Hey.
Chick: Take me off speakerphone!
Dude: [Picks up phone] Don’t order me around like that!
Chick: Ha, ha… I like how you took me off speakerphone first and then told me not to order you around.
Dude: You are such a princess… Am I on speakerphone?
Chick: Yup.
Dude: Jerk.
403 & Highway 10
Mississauga, Ontario
Canadia
Overheard by: who’s the boss?
Jewish boss: By the time we’re done, we will convert you.
Catholic assistant: Ummm, Jesus is the Messiah. Goodbye.
Toronto, Ontario
Canadia
Overheard by: intern
IT director: You have to think of an org chart as a sort of hierarchy.
Ottawa
Ontario
Canadia
Girl, about overhead projection image: Any way you can make that bigger?
Whole class: That's what she said!
University
Toronto
Canadia
Overheard by: like, for real?
Woman in bathroom stall, quietly to herself: My crotch smells like bacon!
Toronto
Ontario
Canadia
