Senior VP: On a scale of 1 to 10, how honest are you?
Interviewee: Whatever I answer, how would you know if I’m telling the
truth or lying?
5650 Keaton Crescent
Mississauga, Ontario
Canadia
Senior VP: On a scale of 1 to 10, how honest are you?
Interviewee: Whatever I answer, how would you know if I’m telling the
truth or lying?
5650 Keaton Crescent
Mississauga, Ontario
Canadia
Account manager, yelling across the hall: He needs you to bring more photo paper, and black ink.
PR exec, yelling back: A black cape?
Account manager: No, ink!
PR exec: A cape?
Account manager: He wants ink!
PR exec: Why does he want a cape?
London
Canadia
Student to professor: So, the only comment you made on my paper was that I completely missed the point of the assignment… So everything else was okay?
Saskatoon, Saskatchewan
Canadia
Coworker #1: It was really hard, surprisingly. Took me over an hour to get it in there, though.
Coworker #2: How did you get it out, then?
Coworker #1: Oh, well, it deflated after about five minutes, so that wasn't a problem.
Ottawa
Canadia
Security guard: I walked in on him making love to a mannequin, so I kicked the shit out of him.
Hazeldean Mall
Kanata, Ontario, Canada
Manager: Remember, the customer is always right.
Assistant manager: Right, except when they’re wrong.
Manager: No, they’re always right.
Assistant manager: Totally, except on the odd occasion when they’re wrong.
Manager: …you are so retarded…
557 Church Street
Toronto, Ontario
Canadia
Manager: So, my wife had to give me an enema this weekend. I thought I was going to die.
New girl: Are you serious?
Manager: Yes. I am always serious.
Christina Street
Sarnia, Ontario
Canadia
Overheard by: Leoness
HR rep: We'll go around the room, and I'd like you to introduce yourself and give tell us something about you.
Supervisor: Hello, my name is John, and I rule this lab with an iron fist.
Montreal
Canadia
Employee, looking at a lawn chair: It reminds me of a wheelchair…without wheels!
Kingston
Ontario
Canadia
Boss to assistant: Well, we’re not going to fire you, because you’d like that too much.
Calgary, Alberta
Canadia
Overheard by: Sir Rugo
