Middle-aged lady to another: You sit down and I'll take you for a ride…
Edmonton
Canadia
Middle-aged lady to another: You sit down and I'll take you for a ride…
Edmonton
Canadia
Coworker to another: I don't think whipped cream is being abused, I think they're imagining it.
Ottawa
Canadia
Employee #1: What shavers do you use?
Employee #2: I use #1 on the face and #2 on my head
Employee #3: You take #1 to the face and #2 on the head?
251 Consumers Road
Toronto, Ontario
Canadia
Coworker #1: I've got good news and bad news.
Coworker #2: Okay, it's Monday, throw it at me.
Coworker #1: The website is not going to be done until August.
Coworker #2: August?! Why?
Coworker #1: Yeah… I know.
Coworker #2: So was that the bad news?
West Coast
Canadia
Overheard by: Carla
Senior editor to junior editor: Sure, he's a great writer. But he drinks his own pee.
Halifax
Nova Scotia
Canadia
Student #1: Do you have a learning disability or something?
Student #2: Yeah. I’m ADD.
Student #1: Oh.
Student #2: Just kidding! I’m just stupid.
Saskatoon, Saskatchewan, Canada
Overheard by: Going to class
Guy: Fuck, she is just a total bitch.
Woman #1: What race is she?
Woman #2: Duh, female.
720 Bay Street
Toronto, Ontario
Canadia
IT to sales: If you leave two mammals in a room together, eventually they will screw.
Victoria
Canadia
VP in theological discussion: Hitler copied the Catholic Church, for Christ's sake!
Bank Street, Ottawa
Canadia
Overheard by: without
Manager giving out hot dogs at company picnic: Why don't you pry open your buns there so I can slide my meat in?
Milton Mall
Ontario
Canadia
Overheard by: amused worker
