Student #1: Do you have a learning disability or something?
Student #2: Yeah. I’m ADD.
Student #1: Oh.
Student #2: Just kidding! I’m just stupid.
Saskatoon, Saskatchewan, Canada
Overheard by: Going to class
Student #1: Do you have a learning disability or something?
Student #2: Yeah. I’m ADD.
Student #1: Oh.
Student #2: Just kidding! I’m just stupid.
Saskatoon, Saskatchewan, Canada
Overheard by: Going to class
Guy: Fuck, she is just a total bitch.
Woman #1: What race is she?
Woman #2: Duh, female.
720 Bay Street
Toronto, Ontario
Canadia
IT to sales: If you leave two mammals in a room together, eventually they will screw.
Victoria
Canadia
VP in theological discussion: Hitler copied the Catholic Church, for Christ's sake!
Bank Street, Ottawa
Canadia
Overheard by: without
Manager giving out hot dogs at company picnic: Why don't you pry open your buns there so I can slide my meat in?
Milton Mall
Ontario
Canadia
Overheard by: amused worker
Male coworker #1: Now I feel like pollinating something!
Male coworker #2, bending over to get something out of file cabinet: I'm really glad my butt is pointed over this way.
Fort St. John
BC
Canadia
Overheard by: glad she brought that bee pollen to work
Kindergarten boy: Mrs. Jones*, I need to go to the bathroom.
Teacher: No, you just went.
Kindergarten boy: Please, Mrs. Jones*. I gotta go.
Teacher: No, you were told you had to wait.
Kindergarten boy: But I have to go now! My marbles are itchy!
Manitoba
Canadia
IT guy #1: So, Stan* is trying to bring some cohesiveness to our group…
IT guys #2 and #3: [Laughing.]IT guy #1: No, I think it’s working. Because now we’re all like, ‘Fuck you, Stan.’
1135 64th Avenue
SE Calgary
Alberta, Canadia
Boss: How do you spell “Matthew”?
Receptionist: Ask Matt, he might know.
Vancouver
Canadia
Co-worker: No, no, on the second floor they’re screwing; on the first floor they’re banging.
251 Donald Street
Winnipeg, Manitoba
Canadia
