Boss: Yeah, the credit card rates were higher than the balls of a giraffe.
San Diego, California
Overheard by: Nance
Boss: Yeah, the credit card rates were higher than the balls of a giraffe.
San Diego, California
Overheard by: Nance
Peon #1: Yeah, that guy is a real jerk.
Peon #2: What you need is some jerk repellent. Some jerk-be-gone, or some jerk-off. Oh, wait…no.
San Francisco, California
Coworker: Hey, Jill*, do we have any in stock?
Jill: Yes.
Coworker: Do you even know what I’m looking for?
Jill: No.
Electronics store
California
Overheard by: SK
Blonde seeing Hitler in documentary: Ewww! He’s such a dickhead.
University of California Irvine
Irvine, California
Overheard by: orangepenguino
Sales Rep: Could you get me a UPS freight rate to send this to Annapolis, Maryland?
Secretary: …That’ll cost $35.
Sales Rep: That’s not bad.
Secretary: I thought it would be more. Isn’t Maryland, like, in another country?
Sales Rep: You’re fucking kidding, right?
Secretary: No, Maryland is another country, isn’t it?
Sales Rep: Unbelievable.
3525 Mitchell Road
Ceres, California
Director of tech support, in heavy French accent: Busy week, yes. I have had to beat off many clients.
Tech dude: Wait, what?
Director: Oh, yeah. At least 30.
Tech support conference call
California
Suit: I really don’t think my wife got a total abdominal hysterectomy in a dentist’s office… That’s probably the wrong code…
Palo Alto, California
Boss: If it weren't inappropriate and illegal, I would hug and kiss you right now.
Assistant: (awkward laugh)
Los Angeles, California
Construction manager on phone: He said the manhole was okay as long as you stayed 6 inches away from it. (pause) Yeah. We're well over 6 inches. We're almost 8. (pause) Well, send me a nasty e-mail. (laughter) Just not too nasty, I don't want to feel bad before the Thanksgiving break!
Woodland, California
Overheard by: Wonderfully Amuzed
Employee to boss: So, what do you do when a kid pisses on the sales floor?
Los Angeles, California
Overheard by: I don’t know either
