Guest: So, do you work here?
Bar Manager: No.
(guest walks away)
Bar manager to bartender: If she had asked if I were employed here, I would have said yes.
Lake Geneva, Wisconsin
Guest: So, do you work here?
Bar Manager: No.
(guest walks away)
Bar manager to bartender: If she had asked if I were employed here, I would have said yes.
Lake Geneva, Wisconsin
Attorney: Why did you bill all of these overtime hours?
Paralegal: Because you're a faggot!
Manhattan, New York
Film director: He's physically perfect for the role, but I don't think I can knock the gay out of him.
Orlando, Florida
Overheard by: arfnotz
Admin, poking head into boss' office: What's that smell?!
Boss: You can smell that?!
Admin: Yes, and it's definitely coming from here.
Boss: I got a sub and they put onions on it! I finally figured it out and moved my trash can outside the office!
Admin: Thanks a lot! It reeks.
Boss: Better you than me!
Admin: The perks of having a closed office.
Ottawa
Canadia
Boss on phone: I'll tell you what you can do. (pause) You can tell me how to spell “urinalysis.”
Richmond, Virginia
Overheard by: maggie
Boss: I'm allergic to nuts.
Secretary: I can hold nuts but I just can't put them in my mouth.
Markham
Ontario
Canadia
Project manager: You can have this piece of the pie by December.
Chattanooga, Tennessee
IT guy to female CS manager: Well, I'll take care of you too while I'm back here taking care of Carol*.
Delran, New Jersey
Overheard by: Bruce Banner
HR manager, as phone rings during conversation: I don't know where my daughter is. That's a bit of a problem since she's only eight… I should take this call.
Radnor, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: #1mom
Boss lady: Who are we missing? Mario*?
(Mario* comes into conference room)
Manager: Aha! I thought I smelled ravioli!
Boss lady: Ignore him, he's drunk.
Manager: Yep, it's after noon!
Manhattan, New York
Overheard by: Rose Fox
