Boss in meeting: You want to hear the CEOs speech, go google it on YouTube.
Wiesbaden
Germany
Overheard by: woken by snickering co-workers
Boss in meeting: You want to hear the CEOs speech, go google it on YouTube.
Wiesbaden
Germany
Overheard by: woken by snickering co-workers
Boss: Who likes fake ones? Sure, they feel real, but you can't suck on them without thinking, “damn, these taste fake.”
Fairfax, Virginia
Overheard by: WD40
Leader of meeting to team members: Alright, team, let's keep working to get out of this backlog. The backlog is our baby and we need to get rid of it!
Raleigh, North Carolina
Managing editor to editor: The healthy one fell into the river, and the dead one scraped the side of the house.
Bennington, Vermont
Overheard by: proscriptus
Boss to employee: Now, I want you to go back into your office and smash your head into the wall until it bleeds.
Montreal
Quebec
Canadia
Overheard by: Sarah
Boss to employee: This is a “sorry you're leaving” card. But someone's written in it “happy birthday,” and someone else has written “congratulations on the engagement, and on the baby.”
Cambridge
England
Owner: He's a great guy. Well, he can be a great guy. Sometimes. Okay, he's dying. He has cancer.
Indianapolis, Indiana
Boss: Dave*! You look like you've lost weight! Ever think about getting one of those HIV tests?
Calgary
Canadia
Director: So, Amy* wants to know if you'd like to have dinner with her and Sandy* and I next weekend. But I told her I'd have to take the gag out to ask you. She said she understood.
Model wearing gag: Mmmm fweee nnn maturdway.
Director: Great, I'll let her know!
Adult Film Company
San Francisco, California
Overheard by: fetishgirl
VP of development in grant meeting: Shooting the bird is not a process.
Cedar Street
Austin, Texas
