Supervisor #1: I am here to give you a hard time.
Supervisor #2: Take a number.
2 Prudential Plaza
Chicago, Illinois
Supervisor #1: I am here to give you a hard time.
Supervisor #2: Take a number.
2 Prudential Plaza
Chicago, Illinois
Boss: I just don’t think that Gilligan’s Island was appropriate theme for the company picnic. Do they want us to think we are shipwrecked here?
2350 N. Kenmore Avenue
Chicago, Illinois
Boss: You know, I’m really glad we hired you. You’re a good sounding board for all this stuff I take in front of clients, because you don’t know anything. So you probably know as much as they do. So whatever confuses you will probably confuse them.
Associate: Uh…
Boss: Exactly.
430 W. 14th Street
New York, NY
Jewish Co-worker: Yeah, my Grandpa owns a jewelry store,
Boss: Do you think there’s any connection to the fact that a lot of Jews are Jew-elers?
Jewish Co-worker: Uh, no…
Boss: Because if that was the case, they should start calling landscapers…ital-scapers.
Jewish Co-worker: Wow.
32100 Solon Road
Cleveland, Ohio
Boss to underling: When I told you that you smelled like bacon grease, it was a compliment!
Mountain View, Wyoming
Overheard by: Meagan
Boss to HR: You do that again and I'll stick my finger in your chicken.
Irvine, California
Overheard by: TravisPeriod
Office lady: I've been good–I haven't ordered anything from Amazon all week! Although I suppose the week isn't over yet…
Boss: It's Tuesday.
Denver, Colorado
Boss to secretary: Can I feel your mouse pad? (does it, then to whole office) Oh, you guys need to feel her mouse pad!
Virginia Beach, Virginia
Company president: I'm going to take a dump… a special dump.
Kenilworth, New Jersey
Overheard by: Special Employee
Straight CTO, about strange meeting attendee who just left: I can't stop thinking about that guy.
CEO: A bit smitten, are we?
Science Park
Hong Kong
