Facilities manager, explaining a construction delay: So the erectors didn't come…
Carmel, Indiana
Overheard by: ass chaps
Facilities manager, explaining a construction delay: So the erectors didn't come…
Carmel, Indiana
Overheard by: ass chaps
Web developer boss: Aww, I didn't get a dildo this time. That's sad.
Mesa, Arizona
Boss to secretary: I love my cellphone charger cuz it has a light on it. That way I know when I unplug it and the light goes out, I'm like saving energy.
Boston, Massachusetts
Overheard by: She's going green
Boss: From now on, every time I call someone a ‘twat,’ just presume you’re Cc:ed in on it.
Power station
Wales
Boss over intercom: [Laurel] please come to my office for a personal favor.
1710 Roy Acuff Place
Nashville, Tennessee
Product Manager: You know, I don’t like playing dumb.
IT: Yeah, well, I don’t either, but sometimes I just have to.
6475 SW Fallbrook Place
Beaverton, Oregon
Boss: So I'll need two chickens, a goat… and see if I can get a rooster.
Student worker: Two chickens?
Boss: Yeah. (sees another worker looking at her) I already have people to buy my eggs!
Worker: What is going on in here?!
Mt Holyoke College
South Hadley, Massachusetts
Production manager: I'm going to kick some Chinese ass!
Entry woman: Knock their slanty eyes straight!
Essex, Maryland
Overheard by: NOT a racist
Office manager to locksmith: You're the guys who service my back door, right?
Portland, Oregon
