Director to manager: Oh, that. I forgot about that. Actually, I didn't forget it. I just didn't remember that I knew it.
Oregon
Overheard by: gurltech
Director to manager: Oh, that. I forgot about that. Actually, I didn't forget it. I just didn't remember that I knew it.
Oregon
Overheard by: gurltech
Male manager to female employees: The black currant vanilla separates the men from the boys.
Idaho
Male office manager: Go into the gent's toilets and see what type of hand towels they use.
Female PA: I don't want people thinking I'm a pervert!
Male office manager: You may be a pervert, but you're a genius at connecting conference calls… Your job is safe.
Female PA: But I'm not a pervert!
Newcastle
England
Overheard by: …she is a bit of a pervert!
Division chief: Why are you wearing a visitor pass? What happened to your badge?
Editor: Hey, fuck you, I brought in donuts!
Division chief: How dare you talk to me like that…Is that a Boston Cream?
Pentagon, 48 North Rotary Road
Arlington, Virginia
Field claims manager: Hello? (pause) My cookies taste just fine, thank you!
Brentwood, Tennessee
Systems admin to office manager: And she didn't tell me he was coming up right behind her!
Sales assistant, walking through the room: I didn't know he was going to follow me! One minute he was in his office talking about roosters and the next minute he's standing behind me at your desk! He was sneaky!
Charlotte, North Carolina
Little boss to big boss who was late meeting his wife for dinner: Shut it down, boss, or I'm gonna make you squeal like a pig!
Washington, DC
Boss, leaning over printer: I'm getting duplicates up the wa-doo-da!
Gay art director: I hate when that happens.
The Village
Manhattan, New York
Supervisor #1: Hey, want to go to a party? John Phillips* invited me to some KU thing.
Supervisor #2: Who's John Phillips?
Supervisor #1: He's an asshole.
Overland Park, Kansas
