Male coworker, after giving himself makeshift manicure using staple remover: So I guess I'm not too good at that.
Female manager: Are you bleeding? Well, suck on it before you get an infection… and stop touching yourself!
Male coworker, whimpering: Aaaww…
Female manager: Gross!
San Diego, California
Overheard by: that's why you pay people to do that…
Boss to vendor on phone: So, if we take a dump, how long before you can analyze it?
Denver, Colorado
Overheard by: DB
Salesman: Yeah, I’m fucking fed up with that guy. He hasn’t sent in his reports for weeks. Just keeps flying out to Texas. What the fuck are we paying him for, anyway?
Manager: Texas? What’s he doing in Texas?
Salesman: Oh, apparently his dad died or something.
3000 Birch
Brea, California
Office manager: Could you save this file somewhere in the system, please?
Receptionist: Where?
Office manager: Well, save it somewhere so that I could find it easily.
Receptionist, when manager leaves: Sure, bitch, I will do it, but don’t ask me if you can’t find it.
Office manager, returning: Excuse me?
Receptionist: Uh… I just said that I will save it in your directory, ma’am.
1250 Broadway
New York, New York
Overheard by: jullylully
Office manager to bookkeeper: If things made sense around here, it wouldn't make sense!
San Carlos, California
Boss: Do you like your bananas al dente?
Intern: Yes, I do!
Manhattan, New York
Manager: Yeah, in order for me to work it out, I had to bend over backwards and slap some K-Y jelly on it.
Radio Shack
California
Overheard by: Stephen
Sales manager: You know, they just don't have that old-time VD anymore. Now it just kills you or, makes your dick explode.
Bonner Springs, Kansas
Female project manager to male CFO: I love a man in pleated pants. It's just so sexy…
Wilmington, North Carolina
