Boss: Why do you have a new BlackBerry?
Salesperson: Because I am awesome.
Boss: You don't even know how to use it, do you?
Salesperson: Uh… No.
Augusta, Georgia
Boss: Why do you have a new BlackBerry?
Salesperson: Because I am awesome.
Boss: You don't even know how to use it, do you?
Salesperson: Uh… No.
Augusta, Georgia
President and CEO: That's what “underwater” means.
Cleveland, Ohio
Boss: Hey, Joan*.
Admin: Hey, Darren*.
Boss: How's the new pooter?
Brooklyn Center, Minnesota
Big boss, telling off peon: You need to look around for work yourself when you're done and the supervisors are busy.
Male manager: Look on desks, in drawers.
Big boss: You might not be comfortable with going through others' drawers, but…
Female manager: You can go through my drawers any time.
Peon: That terrifies me.
Hindmarsh
Adelaide
Australia
Boss: You've gotta stay on your balls.
Melbourne
Australia
Overheard by: tim
Programmer to manager: It's not wrong. It may not be in the format they were expecting, but it's not wrong.
Halifax
Nova Scotia
Canadia
Old woman: How dare you pick me up in a truck? I drive a Cadillac and you pick me up in a truck?! This is the last Cadillac I ever buy from you!
Manager: That’s not much of a threat, now, is it? Seriously, look at you. I mean, there’s not a lot of Cadillacs left in you, is there?
Car dealership
Ohio
Boss: No, kangaroo rats are not rodents! They're just mini kangaroos!
Maine
Overheard by: amused employee
