Office manager: Empty your bucket full of love right here in the garbage can.
Manhattan, New York
Office manager: Empty your bucket full of love right here in the garbage can.
Manhattan, New York
Tech: Am I good to go?
Supervisor: Yeah, just make sure next time you return your work truck, it doesn't smell like Bob Marley farted in it.
Millbrae, California
Male boss, on phone: Should I grab my package?
Fort Washington, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: Had to Hit Mute
Female boss at IT meeting: What were you doing at lunch that made you so sweaty?
Male developer #1: Just washing my wife's car.
Male developer #2: So, did you have a good time “washing your wife's car?”
(everyone laughs)
Female boss: You can wash my car anytime you want.
Male developer #1: Uh… okay.
Female boss: What?
Fayetteville, Arkansas
Technology director: No, that's “u,” as in “eunuch.”
Columbia, South Carolina
CEO: How big is yours?
Manager: I don't know, I'll have to check.
Freehold, New Jersey
Overheard by: Rob
Boss to friend: “Monogamy” is when you don't know if it's a male or female. “Androgony” is a planet.
Ft. Lauderdale, Florida
Overheard by: Jessica
Boss: These nuts are great. (yelling) I want some more of your nuts!
Oklahoma City, Oklahma
Overheard by: freudian flip
Manager: Do you want to hear the rumors about layoffs and so on? Well, what I've been hearing is that things will be quiet for a while.
(flash of lightning followed by huge ominous boom of thunder)
Manager: No, I mean it!
Manhattan, New York
Overheard by: Rose Fox
Secretary: So, who wrote the Tom Clancy books again?
Boss: (looks at her)
Secretary: I feel really dumb right now.
Barrie
Canadia
Overheard by: Next room over
