Son, point­ing to a tip can: Mom, what’s that?
Mom: That’s where they put all the naughty kids that are both­er­ing the par­ents.
Son: No they don’t!
Mom: It’s true, you can ask the la­dy.
Gro­cery bag­ger: Yup, your mom’s right.

Kailua, Hawaii

Over­heard by: Work­er #43