Body Parts

CSR on phone with customer: Yes, ma'am, I should be able to put you down to service your area tomorrow. Okay, thank you. (hangs up)
CSR to office: Did I just say what I think I said?

Nashville, Tennessee

Tech manager: Okay, I gotta go finish writing this nasty gram to a client.
Account manager: Hurry up! I want puppies. Puppies! Puppies! Puppies! Oops, that sounded bad.

Rockville, Maryland

Overheard by: Cindy

Male grad student to female TA: Oh, hey! Congratulations on not fracturing your skull!

Geology Department
University of Iowa

Overheard by: Another Grad

Coworker #1: So your son had ear surgery?
Coworker #2: Yeah, poor little monkey.
Coworker #1: Does he have to wear one of those cones now?

Toronto
Canadia

Overheard by: Selina Kyle

Two co-workers watch a woman showering in a window across the street.

Female co-worker: Is she dry showering?
Guy: No, there’s soap on her legs. Wow, those are America’s cleanest boobs.
Female co-worker: You can’t see soap from here.
Male co-worker: You can with the binoculars in my office.

Male co-worker runs to get the binoculars.

Female co-worker: Uh oh. She just cleaned somewhere funny.
Boss: What’s going on?… Ahh, a nudie with fake boobies! I love a good set of fake knockers!
Male co-worker: She has a scar on her butt.
Boss: I think that’s a tattoo.
Female co-worker: She should get that checked out.

225 North Michigan
Chicago, Illinois

Elderly worker: I just teabagged myself! (referring to actually dropping a tea bag on herself)

Pipersville, Pennsylvania

Salesguy on phone: I got your nuts right here!!

8220 England Street
Charlotte, North Carolina

Coworker #1: It was really hard, surprisingly. Took me over an hour to get it in there, though.
Coworker #2: How did you get it out, then?
Coworker #1: Oh, well, it deflated after about five minutes, so that wasn't a problem.

Ottawa
Canadia

Male office worker: So, what kind of nuts do you like?

Austin, Texas

Overheard by: Sean

Coworker #1: What's a lobotomy?
Coworker #2: It's when they do a brain transplant.
Coworker #1: They do that?
Coworker #2: I hear they aren't very successful…

Portland, Oregon