Office lady, answering about her age: A lady never tells. My box is 30-35.
Brooklyn, New York
Overheard by: casayoto
Office lady, answering about her age: A lady never tells. My box is 30-35.
Brooklyn, New York
Overheard by: casayoto
Manager to employee: Your head looks like a perfect number seven.
Aurora, Illinois
Overheard by: Ace
Dingbat CSR, answering phone while eating at desk: Mmmmfff… I apologize, sir, I have nuts in my mouth.
Castle Rock, Colorado
Overheard by: Sparky
Birthday cake passer outer: Hey, don’t you want a fork?
Old, creepy IT guy: No, I’ll just finger it.
Highwoods Parkway
Glen Allen, Virginia
Overheard by: Not even surprised
Employee, whispering about large customer entering: She’d like an additional chin…
7 Mile Road
Michigan
PR director to sales manager: I hope you weren't thinking about my nipples.
Dallas, Texas
Overheard by: just keep walking
Guy at lunch table: Now I know how to get into little kids' mouths.
Chicago, Illinois
Coworker #1: Dude, you know that your nose is bleeding?
Intern: Shit, thanks for the heads-up.
Coworker #2: Damn, kid, I wish I woulda known — you could have gotten me some blow.
Government building
Dayton, Ohio
Office worker to secretary, in raspy voice: I need something to suck on, my throat is killing me.
Reston, Virginia
Overheard by: Geoff
Male coworker #1: Sorry, dude, I was trying to throw something at your D, and I missed.
Male coworker #2 (angrily): Why are you always trying to throw things at my dick?
New York City, New York
Overheard by: Thank God I don't have a D…
