Conference call guru: There are a few master brands out there to look to.
Co-worker #1: I’d love to be a masterbrander.
Co-worker #2: Then we could say, “Hey, what’s she doing behind the desk?”
Co-worker #3: “Looks like she’s masterbranding.”
2010 Warsaw Road
Roswell, Georgia
The creators of this site were just on The Brian Lehrer Show (listen here).
As the producer explained to the host who we were and what we’re about, she handed him some printouts of site quotes and ended with: …and don’t say fucktard, obviously.
1 Centre Street
New York, NY
Engineer coworker on phone: I've got this article. You should read it. It's a patent. We could do this!
Wisconsin
Marketing guy to PR girl: You'd better go home and eat your asparagus and get some sleep, because we have to be up at the crack of shitty dawn tomorrow.
Ontario
Canadia
Boss to secretary: Can I feel your mouse pad? (does it, then to whole office) Oh, you guys need to feel her mouse pad!
Virginia Beach, Virginia
Opposing counsel: Can you take a leap of faith and eliminate paragraph 6 of the Agreement?
Partner: I think it would be malpractice for me to do so.
Opposing counsel: Malpractice per se, no; but probably not very wise of you either.
Huntington, New York
Overheard by: Lady Lawyer
Boss in meeting: You want to hear the CEOs speech, go google it on YouTube.
Wiesbaden
Germany
Overheard by: woken by snickering co-workers
Employee to coworker: Hey, do you have Bieber fever? Because if you do, you should take a sick day… I don't wanna catch it.
Denver, Colorado
Overheard by: There's a shot for that…
Guy #1: You have to try this.
Guy #2: No, that's okay.
Guy #1: Seriously, you have to.
Guy #2: I'm not putting your nuts in my mouth.
Guy #1: (walks away)
Fort Wayne, Indiana
