Opposing counsel: Can you take a leap of faith and eliminate paragraph 6 of the Agreement?
Partner: I think it would be malpractice for me to do so.
Opposing counsel: Malpractice per se, no; but probably not very wise of you either.
Huntington, New York
Overheard by: Lady Lawyer
Boss in meeting: You want to hear the CEOs speech, go google it on YouTube.
Wiesbaden
Germany
Overheard by: woken by snickering co-workers
Employee to coworker: Hey, do you have Bieber fever? Because if you do, you should take a sick day… I don't wanna catch it.
Denver, Colorado
Overheard by: There's a shot for that…
Guy #1: You have to try this.
Guy #2: No, that's okay.
Guy #1: Seriously, you have to.
Guy #2: I'm not putting your nuts in my mouth.
Guy #1: (walks away)
Fort Wayne, Indiana
Office drone, after colleague reacts in disgust to his loud burping: Don't be a hater.
Louisville, Kentucky
Dental hygienist to patient in nearby room: You should stop taking your dog's medicine. The dog might need it someday.
Manhattan, New York
CSR: You'll need a computer to do that.
Customer: Like a real computer?
CSR: No, a fake computer.
Niles, Illinois
Leader of meeting to team members: Alright, team, let's keep working to get out of this backlog. The backlog is our baby and we need to get rid of it!
Raleigh, North Carolina
Sales rep telling another how to take control of his life: Dude, you just gotta bang the chicks you wanna bang, and smoke the smoke you wanna smoke.
American Fork
Utah
Colleague: I just ate a pen cap thinking it was a tootsie roll. Always look before putting stuff in your mouth.
Plainsboro, New Jersey
Overheard by: oh dear
