Male teacher: This is retarded.
Female special ed teacher: Did you actually say “retarded”?
Houston, Texas
Overheard by: Fellow Teacher
Male teacher: This is retarded.
Female special ed teacher: Did you actually say “retarded”?
Houston, Texas
Overheard by: Fellow Teacher
Older female customer: I found this in a pair of pants. What is it, some kind of seasoning?
Clerk: Well… Some people call it a seasoning. Other people call it “marijuana.”
Salvation Army
Ithaca, New York
Salesperson, about Sprint Eco phone: Yeah! It's made out of 40% porn! (pause) I mean “corn.” I am so sorry!
Sprint Store
Las Vegas, Nevada
Overheard by: Interested Customer
Boss on phone: I'll tell you what you can do. (pause) You can tell me how to spell “urinalysis.”
Richmond, Virginia
Overheard by: maggie
Sales guy on phone: I got it excited and pulled it out!
Greenwood Village, Colorado
Customer service: Thank you for calling, Mr. Smith, is the account holder your spouse?
Confused customer: No, she's my wife.
Columbus, Ohio
Technician: It's like I'm counterdicting myself.
Towson, Maryland
Peon #1: Is “data warehouse” one or two words?
Peon #2: One.
Texas
Coworker: The word “aural” just doesn't feel right in my mouth.
Seattle, Washington
Overheard by: Trying not to be sent to HR
College-educated marketing coordinator: Do you know what he's asking for?
Designer: He wants you to get a quote to print the postcards.
College-educated marketing coordinator: I know, but what does “two comma one hundred” mean?
Designer: He wants a quote on two-thousand, one hundred postcards.
College-educated marketing coordinator: Oh.
Pennsylvania
