Maintenance guy to another, in bathroom stall: All I need is about 6 inches…
Folsom, California
Overheard by: Gotta go now….
Maintenance guy to another, in bathroom stall: All I need is about 6 inches…
Folsom, California
Overheard by: Gotta go now….
Loud office girl: Actually, I had a dream that I was on The Bachelor last night. And it was down to the end, and he was, like, going to pick me… But in my dream, he was like going to pick me, but he didn't.
Manhattan, New York
Coworker #1: Does anyone want anything for lunch?
Coworker #2: Family-size KFC, and I'm not sharing any of it.
Manhattan, New York
Female coworker in break room: When I die, I want it to be with something tasty in my mouth!
San Diego, California
Overheard by: Scott the Hoople
60-something woman, fumbling through kitchen: I'm looking for a good teabag. It's been a rough day and I just really need a good teabag.
New Haven, Connecticut
Boss to employee: Now, I want you to go back into your office and smash your head into the wall until it bleeds.
Montreal
Quebec
Canadia
Overheard by: Sarah
White female coworker #1: My friend's pregnant. She hopes it's a black baby or a dog. They're both cute.
White female coworker #2: Yeah, black babies are cuter…
City Hall
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: betsyvonawesome
Girl #1: I hate our supervisor and her stupid flicky long hair.
Girl #2: I just want to go up to her and just cut her hair off.
Guy: I just want to cut her throat.
Girl #1: I would love to do that, but it's illegal.
Guy: So would cutting her hair, unless you were her hairdresser.
Girl #2: I can just see it now?
Guy: When you go to court?
Girl: When I cut her hair, I was actually aiming for her throat, for this, your honor, I am…
Together: Extremely sorry.
Sydney
Australia
