And Being Married Is Cheaper Than Being Divorced

Sales manager: Being an alcoholic is much cheaper than being married.

Tanbark Drive
Greentown, Pennsylvania

Posted on April 23, 2015
Compare and contrast, Default, Drinking, Money, Pennsylvania, Relationships, Sales, Weirdness

People Without Boundaries Are Everywhere

Manager to employee: Yeah, just put it right in there… It's okay, I got tested this morning! (15 minutes later) Oh, it's infectious. I have to put cream on it.

Ybor City, Florida

Posted on April 23, 2015
Coworkers, Default, Employees, Florida, Health & Hygiene, Offers and requests, Weirdness

You Have to Be Famous or a Model to Exist in New York

Office girl #1: Hey Jessica*, that's weird.
Office girl #2: What?
Office girl #1: That I don't exist.

Manhattan, New York

Overheard by: J-Bone

Posted on April 23, 2015
Coworkers, New York, Philosophy, Questions, Weirdness

Let's See If She Abandons the Kid in the Yogurt Section

Clerk to another, seeing woman walk in with screaming baby: A coat hanger could have fixed that problem.

Fergus
Ontario
Canadia

Overheard by: weenie

Posted on April 22, 2015
Canadia, Coworkers, Family, Weirdness

So It'll Be Very Personal to Us.

Wife, browsing through movies: Well, how about The Midnight Meat Train?
Husband: Your mom rides the midnight meat train.

Video Rental Store
New York City, New York

Overheard by: jb

Posted on April 21, 2015
Cinema, Couples, Family, New York, Weirdness

Alas, Betty Boop Never Learned Her Lesson

Girl #1: That's the last time I ever play the tuba!
Girl #2: At least not with make up on!

Bloomington, Illinois

Posted on April 20, 2015
Friends, Illinois, Music, Physical Appearance, Weirdness

With the Possible Exception Of “Does This Smell Like Chloroform to You?”

CSR #1: I like that we are looking up how to make chloroform while talking about pick-up lines in bars…
CSR #2: Well, we already decided that pick-up lines don't work.

Boston, Massachusetts

Overheard by: Chemist