Coworker to another: How's the dog? I can't ask you “how's the family?” or “how are the friends?” because you got none, but you have a dog, right?
Melbourne
Australia
Overheard by: my office is fun
Coworker #1, after big move: Hey, we've got another box empty.
Coworker #2: Great, we can use it for these mystery files until they've got somewhere to go.
Coworker #1: Really? Um, I was going to start building a fort with it.
Sheffield
England
Boss lady checking bank: Oh, $89,000 in the auto pay… California titties, here I come!
Las Vegas, Nevada
Coworker #1: What are you doing this weekend?
Coworker #2: Maybe a movie.
Coworker #3: Man, it’s a lot harder to have sex downtown than I thought it would be.
Coworkers #1 and #2: [stunned silence].
Vernon Hills, Illinois
Overheard by: This Guy
Quality assurance employee: Well, I gotta go test some stuff.
Developer: Okay, hope your eye doesn't explode!
St. Louis, Missouri
Overheard by: durp
Project director: Okay. Let's cut to the cheese.
Denver, Colorado
Overheard by: GottaGoNow!
Lawyer: Dick worked me pretty hard last night.
Irvine, California
Overheard by: Cassie Bee
Innocent Mormon: Hey, does anyone want to lick this?
Rest of coworkers, giggling: Ummmm… No.
Innocent Mormon: I want someone else to lick it, I hate licking it myself.
Helpful coworker: Just go get your finger wet and rub it on there.
South Salt Lake City, Utah
Loud woman in elevator, on phone: I don't delete…it's not in my blood to delete!
Fairfax, Virginia
Overheard by: Receptionist
