Irish trader: There are always girls crying and falling over when I haven’t even touched them.
New York City, New York
Coworker, noticing repairman had just fixed door: Yay, the door's fixed!
Repairman: Yeah, but I don't know for how long.
Raleigh, North Carolina
Office girl on phone: Hang on. I'm having a Mexican party in here, and it's getting to be too much.
Scarborough
Ontario
Canadia
Overheard by: C.note
Partner to another, during prep for Christmas lunch: The interns are in the back soaking their balls.
Dallas, Texas
Salesman to screaming manager: What happened?
Manager: I just castrated myself!
Austin, Texas
Overheard by: Not Soon Enough
Male IT coworker to female IT coworker: You should not worry about my privates.
Cherry Hill, New Jersey
Overheard by: Lisa
Audit manager: This must be the original! I can see some snow-flakey stuff on it.
Auditor: Eh?
Audit manager: You know, what do you call it… Correcting tape.
Auditor: Oh.
Wellington
New Zealand
New girl to male employee: Teach me how to say something sexy in Spanish.
Male employee: Okay. Like what?
New girl: How about “put your dick in my mouth”?
Spa
Manhattan, New York
Overheard by: Can't Wait Till i Leave
Lady #1: I thought he was going to be a priest…
Lady #2: No, he got thrown out for coming home drunk from a strip club!
Boston, Massachusetts
