Coworker to another: Sometimes my wheels spin around the wrong angle and then they jab at you.
Seattle, Washington
Coworker to another: Sometimes my wheels spin around the wrong angle and then they jab at you.
Seattle, Washington
Older janitor to young engineer, about picking up girls: You have to trap'em like Daniel Boone style, set out some salad with ranch dressin' or somethin' like that”.
Lexington, Kentucky
Overheard by: Rick
28-year-old intern: How do you spell your last name?
22-year-old intern: “Towne”. You know, like “City” only with an “e”.
28-year-old agent: Don’t you mean like “Town” with an “e”?
22-year-old intern: Nope, I mean “City”. But I suppose “Town” would work too. I never thought of that.
Minneapolis, Minnesota
Woman to another, in restroom: Well, I don't think about it that hard. I just keep sticking it in there and wait to see what happens.
Union City, Tennessee
Overheard by: Did She just say that?
Male coworker #1: Before you leave, can I please rub your head?
Male coworker #2: Huh?!
Male coworker #1: I've always wanted to. It would make me really happy!
Orlando, Florida
Marketer (to herself): You're not in my head today. What's wrong?
Camden Street
Baltimore, Maryland
Overheard by: Ren
Pediatrician to screaming addicted newborn: Oh, you poor thing, are you jonesin’ for some crack?
NICU
Jacksonville, Florida
Male manager: I just love pushing your button! (sticks finger in his mouth, makes a popping sound and then makes a stabbing motion with it)
Female supervisor: My husband does that, and it drives me bananas!
North Phoenix, Arizona
Overheard by: thatshowyoudoit?
Employee #1: You rearranged the drawer.
Employee #2: I did not.
Employee #1: Well, there's an awful lot of ketchup in here.
Employee #2: I like ketchup.
Manhattan, New York
Overheard by: Emily
Admin assistant: So, the batteries are in that bin over there when you need them, you know, for office uses and stuff.
Boss: Yeah, no personal use for your…personal toys.
San Diego, California
Overheard by: Kimberly
