Creepy employee to intern at urinal: Caught you red handed!
San Diego, California
Overheard by: Tibor
Creepy employee to intern at urinal: Caught you red handed!
San Diego, California
Overheard by: Tibor
Producer: For god's sake, woman, don't forget your pants.
Culver City, California
Overheard by: LaLa Land
Tech rep to customer: I'm sorry, sir, we don't have any little balls to send out.
Allentown, Pennsylvania
Assistant copy editor, checking metro fares: A dollar thirty-five and fifteen minutes.
Senior copy editor, passing by: I'm going to have that written on my tombstone!
Dupont Circle
Washington, DC
Employee on phone: I don't know if Sue* knows about the twin sister. I know Lucy* does–the maid–because they were kidnapped together. (pause) Oh. Okay, I'll talk to you later. Bye!
Saratoga Springs, New York
Overheard by: Intrigued
Office cleaning lady: Does anyone know how to clean mice balls?
Arlington, Virginia
Office drone to older coworker: I will beat you up and steal your meat, pop.
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Coworker: Oh, what a cute baby! Maybe you'll have a baby that cute!
Pregnant coworker, looking at pic of cute baby on internet: I'm not counting on it.
Coworker: Ummm…why?
Pregnant coworker: Have you ever noticed how the most attractive people always have the ugliest babies? Yeah, I am not having a cute kid.
Portland, Oregon
Overheard by: Noodle
Photographer: Okay, but I might die if I don't get my knee sucked.
Culver City, California
Overheard by: LaLa Land
Copy editor #1: Looks like it's grown to eight inches.
Copy editor #2: Eight inches? Eight inches is just too long.
Copy editor #1: I know, we'll have to cut something from it.
Copy editor #2, sighing: I'd hate to do it, but I just want it to fit in there.
Boulder Avenue
Tulsa, Oklahoma
Overheard by: Wincing
