Lady drone #1: You do *not* imprison elder gods.
Lady drone #2, laughing knowingly: Yes, yes, yes, yes!
Columbus, Ohio
Lady drone #1: You do *not* imprison elder gods.
Lady drone #2, laughing knowingly: Yes, yes, yes, yes!
Columbus, Ohio
Male security guard: Well, everything has been taken care of and everyone has been notified of the problem.
Female security guard: So our asses are covered?
Male security guard: Yes, our asses are covered.
Female security guard: But what about everyone else's asses?
Male security guard: Not a work conversation anymore.
Atlanta, Georgia
Engineering manager: He just knocked a ChapStick out of my ear with a grape!
Central Florida
Overheard by: Arfnotz
HR manager to teammate: Come and smell my apples.
Burnaby
British Columbia
Canadia
Secretary on phone: So… this Africa thing, is it going to fuck me?
Langley
British Columbia
Canadia
Loud gay guy: I am out of cream, so I am really going nasty with the powder.
Kansas City, Missouri
Overheard by: Cubicle Panda
Customer: I'd rather shoot off my left tit than save her life!
Melbourne
Australia
Office worker to receptionist: I would have been here an hour and a half ago but the goats got out.
Chattanooga, Tennessee
Senior Vice President, about co-worker: She's stopped drinking. I told her she should drink more. Drunks are fun!
Fort Worth, Texas
Overheard by: bob
