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NewsFlash: Massacretectomy Scandal Rocks Australia!
Customer: I'd rather shoot off my left tit than save her life!
Melbourne
Australia
Posted on
August 26, 2009
Australia
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Body Parts
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Customers
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Feelings
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Violence
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Weirdness
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