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NewsFlash: Massacretectomy Scandal Rocks Australia!

Customer: I'd rather shoot off my left tit than save her life!

Melbourne
Australia

  • Posted on August 26, 2009
  • Australia, Body Parts, Customers, Feelings, Violence, Weirdness
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