Female coworker: My box is just exploding right now!
Bellevue, Washington
Female coworker: My box is just exploding right now!
Bellevue, Washington
Postal employee: Step up, my man, and take a chance on a postal worker on his second day on the job!
Lorton, Virginia
Overheard by: Another civil servant
Operator, over walkie system: Shoes, you have a call on line 3-4, shoes, line 3-4.
Human resources worker: Hey was that a call for HR Erin?
Operator: No. That was a call for shoes.
Gainesville, Florida
Overheard by: Spizzy
VP of operations, in meeting with IT, taking semi-important phone call: Hi, this is Ted*. (pause) Yeah. You know what, let me call you back, I'm in the middle of somebody right now.
Washington, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: Server guy
Man at urinal: What I would really like to know is why my piss smells like tuna.
Men's Room
Chicago, Illinois
Male furniture salesperson to female furniture salesperson: Did you go down on those two women yet?
Howell, Michigan
Portly IT guy on phone: That's almost as bad as my cousin kicking a dead man in the head and breaking his jaw.
Jacksonville, Florida
Coworker #1: We need printing guidelines for clients.
Coworker #2: I don't care what they print on: Mylar, Duratran, paper-machete…
Kenilworth, New Jersey
Overheard by: Scared Employee
Coworker #1, seeing coworker #2 bring a plate of food: Don't expect this all the time. By the way, thanks for breakfast this morning.
Coworker #2: See? It's quid faux crow!
Coworker #1: Umm… No. It's not.
Leawood, Kansas
Overheard by: The Grammar Nazi
