And by That I Mean I Masturbate Loudly in the Restroom.

Coworker in cubicle on phone at 7 am: I can't talk about that right now. I don't want everyone here to know my business this early in the morning.” (after a few seconds pause) I usually wait until the afternoon.

Elkridge, Maryland

Posted on August 11, 2011
Coworkers, Maryland, On the phone, Time Management, Weirdness

That Was You in That Video?

Female coworker, about male coworker: He let me spray him before!

Raleigh, North Carolina

Posted on August 10, 2011
Coworkers, North Carolina, Sensory Experiences, Sexuality, Weirdness

I've Had Just About Enough Of Your Fowl Behavior.

Boss to HR: You do that again and I'll stick my finger in your chicken.

Irvine, California

Overheard by: TravisPeriod

Posted on July 12, 2011
Body Parts, Bosses, California, Meals and Snacks, Threats, Weirdness

Poor Mel Gibson

Employee #1: This old fart is so devious and evil that if you lock him up alone in the room he would curse his own self.
Employee #2: Shit, if he was the only person left on this earth he would start building conspiracies with his own balls, trying to antagonize his lefty against the righty.

Winchester, Virginia

Posted on July 12, 2011
Body Parts, Employees, Gossip, Insults, Virginia, Weirdness

…What's Gonna Happen to My Gmail Account?

Student girl #1: Did you know the government is shutting down?
Student girl #2: I don't pay attention to politics.
Student girl #1: I heard about it on Facebook. They owe, like, billions of dollars. And now, like, if you're a mailman, you're not gonna get paid.
Student girl #2: Man, that sucks.

Loyola University
Maryland

Overheard by: How the hell did they get into this school?!